Everyday Normal Guy - Jon Lajoie

Comedian Jon Lajoie busts out some rap.

Internet shit I'm diggin'

So it's been a while since I last posted anything on ESP, but that's only because I've been radding out all day and definately not because I've been teaching numbskull kids how to design absolute ass on photoshop whilst wanting to cut open my eyeballs with a bread knife......no really, I honestly have been radding out. Anyway, during the rest times between awsoming out, I have been looking at cool shit on the net and here are a few of my finds in no real order:

1. The alien abduction lamp:

I was a little hesitant to post this as I want one and I would rather no one else in the world had one, but then I thought well 'who cares' and 'I'm not going to buy one any more anyway cuz I'm over it already'.

2. A few of the most assome tats ever:

and my personal favourite:

3. The Internet Shack from Thrasher.com:

4. Ultimately assome bands to skate to:

Graves at Sea

Radio Moscow (thanks to Jonners for this hook up)

Eyehategod (because they are the greatest band ever made and they reformed AND they are playing in London next month and I'm going)

Dead Meadow

5. Dope films that should be watched given half a chance:

Trash Humpers by Harmony Korine

Running Stumbled by John Maringouin

6. Style for miles:

Matt Sewell

Style Master Trev

The Raek

Gree & co.

Das RK

Well hopefully that will keep you bedroom dwellers/slackers/stoners/agrophobes something to occupy yourselves with for a few minutes at least. If not go fucking skateboarding! If you don't skate, then I suggest you learn.......it'll be the best thing you ever do.

Internet Browsing Purge

Wizard Smoke

It's almost the end of the year and I've collected many a useless and random collection of interests. Here are a few of the better ones. They have inspired and amused me throughout the year, hope you enjoy! Merry Christmas and a debaucherous New Year.

Blok - Doing Only Crooked Shit

Terms

Bates AOI/TNB (Spotted in New Cross London)

Tobe

BMX lol




Pauly Shore Drunk on Morning Show

Fary (Bristol)

The great Daniel Johnston - Casper The Friendly Ghost

Harmony Korine - Trash Humpers (coming soon)

The Movie Show : Watch it!

I recently had the pleasure of branding James Mullinger's new monthly film review series The Movie Show, where silver-screen trivia, exclusive interviews and previews are mixed with James' unique take on this years biggest releases! It's a must-see for any film enthusiast, and with each episode no longer than 10 minutes it's the perfect way to catch up on recent releases and is sure to get you chuckling!



Hailing from the Stand-Up Comedy scene in the UK, James is one of Britain's funniest, with awards and accolades a plenty! And as if touring the UK, Sydney and Toronto with his Stand-Up wasn't enough, James also writes for many well-known magazines and newspapers ( GQ, The Guardian, Men's Health, The Erotic Review, Bizarre as well as North American titles such as UMM and Toro), so it's likely that even if you haven't seen him yet, you may well have already read one of his articles.

Check out the first 3 episodes of The Movie Show right HERE